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  1. #326
    Shogun Assoluto
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

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    tfw u send a message to a girl
    10 mins later the status led is not flashing
    That feel.

  2. #327
    Il Nonno L'avatar di balmung
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    Quanto è vera :banghead:

    inviato tramite tapacazzo

  3. #328
    Shogun Assoluto L'avatar di Dehor
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    ma sopratutto tfw the status led is flashing ma è il tuo operatore/tua mamma/un amico che ti scrive una puttanata

  4. #329
    Suprema Borga Imperiale L'avatar di Narc
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    tfw she reply she has to study for an exam wich won't probably pass
    and probably is a lie

    thatfeel.jpg

  5. #330
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    that feel when you're talking to her and her is talking to you about guys she likes.
    that feel.


  6. #331
    Shogun Assoluto L'avatar di Zombine
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL



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  7. #332
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    That feel when you date a girl, she asks to take her to the seaside. You are beta as fuck and agree. She enjoys the night but drops you in friend zone. Not even a BJ.

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  8. #333
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    that seaside feel.


  9. #334
    alberace
    ospite

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  10. #335
    Moloch
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  11. #336
    Suprema Borga Imperiale L'avatar di Narc
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    tfw she reply "ci sentiamo un'altro giorno anche perchè ti devo dire delle cose"
    that "ti devo dire delle cose" scare the shit out of me.

  12. #337
    Suprema Borga Imperiale L'avatar di EddieTheHead
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    tfw "quelle cose" are about her ex

  13. #338
    tigerwoods
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    cristo

  14. #339
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    Comunque noto con disgusto che nessuno ama usare la grammatica inglese, roba tipo "she replIES" l'avete abolita eh?

    Cmq tfw you ask a girl out and she says she just came out of a long lasting story with a dude and she just wants to have fun

    tfw when you make her aware of the fact that you just want to have fun as well and se stops replying

  15. #340
    Il Nonno
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    tfw u ask to use a proper grammar in a that feel

  16. #341
    Lo Zio L'avatar di Angron
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

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    Comunque noto con disgusto che nessuno ama usare la grammatica inglese, roba tipo "she replIES" l'avete abolita eh?

    Cmq tfw you ask a girl out and she says she just came out of a long lasting story with a dude and she just wants to have fun

    tfw when you make her aware of the fact that you just want to have fun as well and se stops replying
    tfw se man of steel doesn't fuck we're spaccied

  17. #342
    Shogun Assoluto L'avatar di Kordian
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    Green text time? Green text time.

    >Be me
    >Be 24, year 2006
    >Long time gf wants to go to Cape Verde on holiday
    >surewhynot.png
    >Lots of euros spent, I hate flying, but don't care as I love her
    >Get back to Italy
    >Soon after GF dumps me (a couple of weeks)
    >6 year story, holyshit
    >She says: "perhaps I just need some time away from you, perhaps after some months we could back together"
    >NotsureiftrollingmebutOK.gif
    >Keeps paying me a visit from time to time
    >Not even fuck buddy
    >She was into Lost Tv series
    >Yeahthatshit.jpg
    >I am a Sky user, have new Lost episodes she has to wait on regular TV
    >"Could you please record those episodes for me?"
    >Me = beta as fucking fuck
    >Ok I'll do it
    >Months pass, she doesn't want to return with me
    >X-mas arrives, I prepare the best homemade artifact I could do for her
    >Wood casket, all painted with stars and a drawing of The Little Prince, her favourite. All fucking handmade by me.
    >All hail Me, the Emperor of Beta outcasts
    >However she enjoys a lot
    >Still doesn't return to me
    >lol, Beatles were right can't buy me love.
    >After some months I realize I'm friendzoned for the rest of eternity
    >Ask her to GTFO from my life
    >Well, I was gently but the message was GTFO. Remember I'm emperor of Betas?
    >After a year I was in shopping center looking for some shit
    >I see her with a dude
    >looks like a dumbass but whatever.
    >she tries to greet me
    >I pretend not to see her.
    >I was shocked, told this story to a common friend
    >He said: "Man, I promised her not to tell you but WTF I care about you more than her"
    >He was high school class only boy besides me, spent 5 years together, great pal.
    >He brings out that soon after she left me she was dating another dude.
    >probablythatdumbassIveseen.mp4
    >TFW she was fucking a creep while I was creating presents for her return.

  18. #343
    FRIGG
    ospite

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  19. #344
    Suprema Borga Imperiale L'avatar di Kraven VanHelsing
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    >TFW she was fucking a creep while I was creating presents for her return.
    tl;dr

  20. #345
    Shogun Assoluto L'avatar di Dehor
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    kordian ma non ho capito se è autobiografica

  21. #346
    Shogun Assoluto L'avatar di Kordian
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

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    kordian ma non ho capito se è autobiografica
    Tru story bro


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  22. #347
    tigerwoods
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

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    Green text time? Green text time.

    >Be me
    >Be 24, year 2006
    >Long time gf wants to go to Cape Verde on holiday
    >surewhynot.png
    >Lots of euros spent, I hate flying, but don't care as I love her
    >Get back to Italy
    >Soon after GF dumps me (a couple of weeks)
    >6 year story, holyshit
    >She says: "perhaps I just need some time away from you, perhaps after some months we could back together"
    >NotsureiftrollingmebutOK.gif
    >Keeps paying me a visit from time to time
    >Not even fuck buddy
    >She was into Lost Tv series
    >Yeahthatshit.jpg
    >I am a Sky user, have new Lost episodes she has to wait on regular TV
    >"Could you please record those episodes for me?"
    >Me = beta as fucking fuck
    >Ok I'll do it
    >Months pass, she doesn't want to return with me
    >X-mas arrives, I prepare the best homemade artifact I could do for her
    >Wood casket, all painted with stars and a drawing of The Little Prince, her favourite. All fucking handmade by me.
    >All hail Me, the Emperor of Beta outcasts
    >However she enjoys a lot
    >Still doesn't return to me
    >lol, Beatles were right can't buy me love.
    >After some months I realize I'm friendzoned for the rest of eternity
    >Ask her to GTFO from my life
    >Well, I was gently but the message was GTFO. Remember I'm emperor of Betas?
    >After a year I was in shopping center looking for some shit
    >I see her with a dude
    >looks like a dumbass but whatever.
    >she tries to greet me
    >I pretend not to see her.
    >I was shocked, told this story to a common friend
    >He said: "Man, I promised her not to tell you but WTF I care about you more than her"
    >He was high school class only boy besides me, spent 5 years together, great pal.
    >He brings out that soon after she left me she was dating another dude.
    >probablythatdumbassIveseen.mp4
    >TFW she was fucking a creep while I was creating presents for her return.
    feels zerbinismo

  23. #348
    Il Nonno
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    Grande Krodino che condivide, che sia di monito per tutto il genere maschile.

  24. #349
    Shogun Assoluto L'avatar di Dehor
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

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    Tru story bro


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    ca boia

    "infermiera presto, 10cc di thatfeelina!" (cit.)


  25. #350
    Il Nonno
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    Predefinito Re: That feel of no girlfriend, THAT FEEL

    Thatfeelina

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