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Blowing Up An Enemy
- "Blow it out your ass!"
- "Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
- "Eat shit and die!"
- "I'm going to get medieval on your asses!"
- "Bitchin'!"
- "Damn, I'm good."
- "See you in hell!"
- "Holy shit!"
- "I'm gonna get smack dab on your ass!"
- "Yeah, piece of cake!"
- "Suck it down!"
- "Let God sort 'em out!"
- "Heh heh heh - what a mess!"
- "Game over!"
- "Oooh, that's gotta hurt!"
- "You guys suck!"
- "Holy Cow!"
- "Gonna rip 'em a new one!"
Getting a Weapon
- "Ready for action!"
- "Come get some!"
- "Hail to the king, baby!"
- "Groovy!"
- "Lets Rock."
- "Cool."
- "Who wants some?"
- "Rockin'!"
- "Die, you son of a bitch!" - killing bosses (boss or non-boss)
- "I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!" - fighting OLRD
- "It's down to you and me, you one eyed freak!" - fighting CE
- "Ahh, much better!" - using toilet / urinal
- "Oooooh, I needed that!" - getting LK/SK/AH or using PMED at low health
- "Damn, I'm lookin good! " - using the mirrors
- "Hmmm... don't have time to play with myself." - after using the Duke Nukem
game in the arcade
- "After a few days of R&R, I'll be ready for more action!" - beat the game
- "Somebody's gonna friggin' pay for screwing up my vacation!"
- "Shake it baby!" - talking to a non-alienized babe
- "You wanna dance?" - talking to a non-alienized babe
- "Damn." - killing a babe
- "Dammit." - killing a babe
- "Shit happens." - stepping in poop
- "Come on!" - stay still for too long
- "What are you waiting for, Christmas?" - stay still for too long
- "Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum."
- "Damn, those alien bells are gonna pay for shootin' up my ride!"
- "I should've known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub!"
- "Damn. that's the second time those alien bells shot up my ride!"
- "I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bells!"
- "Nobody steals our chicks - and lives."
- "This is really pissing me off!"
- "This is pissing me off!"
- "Eeeeugh - this sucks!"
- "I ain't afraid of no QUAKE!" - reference to id's Quake game? (LA Rumble)
Episode 4 Stuff... I think
- "Its time to abort your whole friggin' species!" - killing AQ
- "Looks like clean up on aisle four!" - after seeing some corpse in aisle 4.
- "Damn, that was annoying." -killilng robot mouse
- "Mmm. Book 'em, Dano." - reference to "Hawaii Five-O", longest running crime
TV series ever
- "I'm not cryin' over this!"
- "No way I'm eating this shit!"- talking about the Duke Burger's food
- "Nobody jacks with our independance!" - End of Area 51
- "I'm going to kick your ass, bitch!" - talking to AQ
- "Nobody messes with MY meat!" - talking about the Duke Burger's food
- "Looks like it's time for me to go postal!" - postal level
- "Get that crap outta here!"
- "So help me Duke!" - court level, when going on the stand
- "Harr matey! Someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gang plank! - Babe
land level on the pirate ship
- "Get back to work, you slacker!" - after seeing Duke Nukem game symbol on
a computer screen
- "Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack!" - Babe land level on the pirate ship
- "Yippie Ki Yay, mother(bleep)er!"
- "Mmm. My kind of party! Wish I had the time." - seeing XXX Stacy babes
- "I'll be back." - Pigsty level
Remote Ridicule
- "You're an inspiration for birth control!"
- "You're gonna die for that!"
- "It hurts to be you!"
- "Lucky son of a bitch!"
- "Ha ha ha! Payback time!"
- "What are you, some bottom feeding, scum sucking, algae eater?"
- "Damn, your ugly!"
- "Ha ha ha! Wasted!"
- "You suck."
- "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"