Diary of Lelouch Lamperouge: All Hail Me!
Monday
By the name of Nunnally, I swear if that sickeningly homo Rollo uses his Geass to fondle my balls in the shower one more time, I’ll make sure he’ll taste the sweat of them after my gym class. Wait, he would love that wouldn’t he? I hate Mondays, gym class is definitely not my forte. Villetta seems to be making life difficult for me but little does she realise that I have seen her nipples. They are large and brown and nobody would like those. Praise the Lordess Nunnally and Hail Me, O’ Great Leader of the Dark Knights of the Round Nipples of Nunnally!
Tuesday
The student council is descending into a farce. That bimbo Milly just can’t do things right. Why am I, the greatest Britannian ever beside my beloved (and sexy) Nunny, not the King of Council instead? Speaking of which, Kallen, my personal handjob servant, appears to be slacking off. I have not seen her or received any service in days. There’s a reason why her Knightmare frame gets a jolly nice and overgrown right arm, that’s because her right arm is the best in the world and she deserves the recognition.
Praise the Lordess Nunnally and Hail Me, O’ Great Negotiator of International Treaties with Hostile Countries Ruled by Girls Almost as Cute as Nunnally!
Wednesday
Diethard is seriously creeping me out. Today I caught him making weird panting noises in the little men’s room. I noticed he was hiding a picture of me in his hand. He patted me on the shoulder and said, "Ah, Zero! Good job!" I noticed some white stains on the area he patted.
But dear diary, I must record down a joyous occasion that happened today. I… got to see a TV programme that dear Nunny (so sexy) was on. Man, those deliciously thin legs, smooth flat chest and best of all, defenceless blind eyes that wouldn’t see any danger even if 2 cm away. So good to ra.. protect. I get very angry because Suzaku that dirty yellow monkeyman has been hanging around her all day, I bet he won’t be able to resist dear Nunny who is just too sexy. OH MY GOD he must have done dirty things to her already!!
DARK KNIGHTS, MOBILISE!!
Thursday
Today the battle against the mainland of Britannia starts. I couldn’t wait any longer as the thought of Suzaku inserting his monkeystick into my absolutely precious Nunny is just too painful to bear. It’s as painful as the time when Kallen tried to do a handjob on me via the arm of Gurren MK II for "maximum pleasure". Turns out these yellow monkeys can’t pronounce, she meant "maximum pressure"!
Anyway, I split my royal juice onto the arm of Guren and ordered Kallen to go touch Suzaku with it. I’m so clever, it’s such a big insult to him!!
Praise the Beauty of the Galaxies, Nunnallyius!
Friday
I got a wonderfully elegant new Knightmare Frame. It’s called the Mirage. For some odd reason, Kallen, CC and the others were all very happy for me but showed it in a funny way. They sniggered and whispered loudly, I caught the words "turtle", "hiding" and "suitable". According to my superior intellect, I easily deduced that they meant "Wow, Lelouch-sama’s new Knightmare Frame is so elegant and classy that his enemies would become turtles hiding in a suitable hole!"
Also, CC strutted around naked again but I did not show interest. Nunnally is better.
Saturday
No school today, and no battles as well. I hopped over to the Chinaland to sign a few treaties. It was very tiring, I had to avoid most of the locals as they insisted I was one of the revolting eunuchs. They must be blind, can’t they tell a real man from a half-man?
Speaking of half-man, I launched the new line of Nunny toys today. They are 1:2 scaled figurines of our beloved goddess, Nunnally-chan! But I Geassed everyone who bought it to give them to me as presents. Only I can have Nunny!
Sunday
My rest day was mischeduled by Sayoko to be packed full of dates with random school girls. Yes, even the 124 kg behemoth that lumbers around with piles (strangely she told me she wanted to see me kiss Suzaku, she/it is crazy). Why, Sayoko?? Do I not pay you enough? Speaking of which, I need to see the urologist. My royal stick is very bruised with 108 hand and blowjobs. I imagined these 108 were all by Nunnally and it made me so happy I came 108 times.
Hail Nunnally, the Goddess of Pleasure!
Re: Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion
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Originariamente Scritto da Dark Kain
ha detto le parole sbagliate al momento sbagliato alla persona sbagliata, dannato Lollo; nel caso Lelouch venisse a saperlo prevedo per lui una fine atroce. D'altro canto però la morte di Shirley era inevitabile, sarebbe stato, non dico una forzatura, ma sicuramente difficile da dare a bere che Shirley l'avrebbe perdonato in toto, capisco the power of love, però...
