ma aprilo che te ne frega :V
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ma aprilo che te ne frega :V
Ma anche no :uhoh:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da Bl@ck
Hola, floppers. :sisi:
bang
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Arghhhhhhh!!!! Visto che siamo in tanti, l'orale che dovevo fare oggi mi tocca farlo domani! Un altro giorno di agonia!
Comunque biongiorno a tutti
io ho dato stamattina, fino a lunedi non vedrò piu' un libro nè un edificio scolastico se dio vuole :sisi:
Finito pure Soul Eater, è prevista una seconda serie?
No. E non la voglio.
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Originariamente Scritto da Mr.Black
Era per sapere :pippotto:
State calmini :asd:
Mi sarebbe piaciuto sapere qualcosa sul passato dello Shinigami, almeno i volti della sua famosa squadra.
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Originariamente Scritto da Mr.Black
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C'è il manga per quello. :sisi:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da Mr.Black
no dai pure souleater fa petare? :asd:
Nanaya e tiger sono troppo duri nel giudicare gli anime :bua:
http://omegle.com/
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GIRUGAMESH!
You: ...and manga!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:uhm:
Anime preso da manga fa petare a prescindere. :snob:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da Bl@ck
A me mi hanno chiesto subito "m o f?"... :rotfl:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da RickTheSnake
E, ovviamente, non appena ho risposto m ha disconnesso... :rotfl:
Ma per piacere :asd:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da elevul
Chiesto ad un francese com'era la situazione economica e politica da lui e mi ha mandato a cagare. :rotfl:
io sono finito a parlare di tette con un polacco :rotfl:
Altri 2 pazzoidi che mi chiedono m o f e chiudono. :rotfl:
One Piece nonostante i filler è un anime che è stato fatto veramente bene, assomiglia tantissimo al manga :snob:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da elevul
Ma anche 700 miliardi di altri anime.
Parlato per un pò di economia con un gay francese.
Si è stufato dopo pochissimo delle mie posizioni estremiste. :asd:
a me mi ? :uhoh:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da elevul
http://themissamandamae.files.wordpr...ammar_nazi.jpg
Oddio, è vero! :rotfl:Citazione:
Originariamente Scritto da Bl@ck
Oddio, un maniaco degli ufo che crede che la chat sia un sistema per controllare i comportamenti degli umani! :rotfl:
stai attento a non imbatterti in uno di j4s, mi è già capitato 2 volte :asd:
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Originariamente Scritto da RickTheSnake
Mah, almeno è divertente! :rotfl:
Ma scusa mi linki il thread dove hanno postato il link qui si J4S? :uhm:
troppi /B/ tards :sisi:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Jonathan Richman
You: where i already heard this name
Stranger: i am famous
Stranger: i am the new president of the US
You: uhm
Stranger: i'm kind of black
Stranger: no, it's true
You: oh, you mean that guy
Stranger: that's me
You: well, can i ask you a favor?
Stranger: want my autograph?
Stranger: sure
You: my neighbours are pretty annoying, how much you want for a nuke strike on them?
Stranger: precision nukes are quite expensive
Stranger: i think it would be about twelve dollars
Stranger: that is like 3 euros
You: that's what i call business
Stranger: do we have a deal?
You: we have a deal man
Stranger: i am saving the economy
Stranger: with your help
You: thanks to god
Stranger: you are the man
You: here in italy there is a mess
Stranger: with the garbage?
You: by the way, drop that nuke on "arcore" please
Stranger: in napels and shit
You: that is only the small problem
Stranger: what is the big messi?
Stranger: get it, messi, he is italian, right?
You: the big is that a fuckin' dwarf is the prime minister
Stranger: i like pizzas
You: yes it is pretty good
Stranger: do you want me to have him assassinated?
You: with that nuke, yes
You: Arcore is his HQ
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: consider it done
You: thanks man, i always trusted in USA
Stranger: got to go now, got to fix america
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: make tea not love. discuss
You: tea?
Stranger: yep tea
You: only if it's japanese green tea
Stranger: yea? i love black)
You: uh, i never tried it
Stranger: witout shugar or milk - the best drink
Stranger: even better than beer=)
Stranger: where a u from?
You: but i guess that a japanese gheisha is more suited for serving tea at the tables, did you think at it?
Stranger: YEA!
You: i hate that fatty piece-of-shit european maids
You: let's go to a MAID KISSA
You: fuck yeah!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quanto adoro parlare di fantascienza! :rotfl:Citazione:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: I'm a men, just to be clear :D
Stranger: i am the government
You: lol?
Stranger: yes.
You: ok, governement
You: nice to meet
You: u
You: I'm god
Stranger: same here
You: how are u?
Stranger: well im on this top secret operation concerning alien activity in our galaxy
You: so, if u're on a top secret operation, why are u wasting time on a chat?
Stranger: this chat board is an alien hoax..
Stranger: they're tracking our behaviour
You: lol
You: Can u give me more information?
Stranger: so now you know..
You: Seem very interesting
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: we have been tracking alien activity for 30 yers now
Stranger: it seems that they come from the andromeda galaxy
Stranger: they have this hyperdrive system that allows jumps between galaxies
Stranger: but what's alarming is that they have recently shown great interest toward our blue planet
Stranger: abductions, trackins systems..
You: yes, but a travel between galaxies with a hyperdrive system takes more than 2 weeks
You: why bother?
You: Their galaxy is huge
Stranger: it used to take..
You: There is no need for them to go out of it, just to visit ours
Stranger: it seems that they have discovered new ground-breaking technology
You: wormhole drive?
Stranger: it's not ordinary wormhole either
Stranger: we call it "super-wormhole"
Stranger: it allows matter to travel through galaxies in just a few seconds
You: well, if I remember well, the normal wormhole drive takes a few seconds too
You: so I don't see so much of a difference
You: No, wait, u said matter?
Stranger: yes
You: There is something wrong, because a wormhole cannot trasport matter, only energy
You: that's why the stargate trasforms matter in energy before trasmitting
Stranger: that's why it's called super-wormhole
Stranger: but that's not relevant
Stranger: their galaxy is dying
Stranger: it's being sucked into a SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE
Stranger: it corrupts time..
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androme..._Way_collision
You: then for them to come here seems like a suicide
You: they have to go furgher
You: further*
You: to other galaxies
You: Because ours is gonna end soon
Stranger: i believe they are avare of that..
Stranger: the thing is, that they cannot jump any further without cooling down their jump drives
Stranger: and while cooling their drives down... well... they destroy everything in their way
You: There is no sense for them to do so.
Stranger: ..that's what our intel has informed
You: Our galaxy is already doomed
Stranger: these aliens don't care about sense
You: It would be a waste of energy for them
Stranger: they enjoy the mayhem
Stranger: it's a sport to them
Stranger: chasing us like wild animals..
You: Seems funny
Stranger: we'll se about that when they torture you to death..
Stranger: but let me tell you this
Stranger: we have a solution
Stranger: since our galaxy is doomed, and we cannot answer the threat with firepower
Stranger: we have decided to blow up the sun
Stranger: we accelerate the fusion reaction that's going on there by 2000 times
Stranger: it should be enough to cause a massive fusion explosion that will destroy our solar system
Stranger: and that happens when they enter our system..
Stranger: i have a solid intel about their capital ship coming straight to our solar system
You: But this way is not funny
Stranger: why not?
You: I want to shoot them!
Stranger: well..
Stranger: i probably shouldn't be telling this but..
Stranger: our last resort..
Stranger: for the mankind to survive
Stranger: is a ship, USS Madagascar
Stranger: it takes 10 000 most important and powerful humans
Stranger: and escorts them to the pegasus galaxy
Stranger: and while doing that.. we need fighter squadrons
Stranger: are you up to the task?
You: If I'm not wrong, wasn't the USS Madagascar destroyed?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: it was a diversion
You: It was destroyed by an antiproton weapon
Stranger: Diversion my friend, diversion
You: The hull was found
You: And the board computer said that that was the Madagascar
You: Also the crew has been found
You: and taken aboard the Quirinius
Stranger: Quirinius never made it to the launch pad..
Stranger: The enemy infiltrators blew it up with positron-based weaponry
Stranger: But the Madagascar is indeed up and running..
You: so it was a cover-up? O_O
Stranger: Yes.
You: That's why they said that they destroyed the hull of the Madagascar!
Stranger: While they concentrated on Quirinius, we, in silence, launched the Madagascar from China
Stranger: It is now in the orbit of Mars..
You: Are u sure u don't have infiltrators from the chinese government?
Stranger: We can never be sure.
Stranger: It's hard to trust anyone these days....
You: Can't we ask the borgs to create a neural network inside the spaceship?
You: So that all the people in it would be connected
You: this way we would be sure not to have spies of traitors
Stranger: Maybe, but can we trust the borgs?
You: We don't need to
Stranger: Do you have an idea?
You: With the mental power of all the crew we can completely recheck the program and the hardware of the net, finding and removing backdoors and other problems
You: This way we would have a secure net
Stranger: Very clever, indeed.
Stranger: I knew I could trust you from the first second i met you.
Stranger: Would you like to join the crew of Madagascar?
You: Indeed
You: But sadly I don't think I'm good enough
Stranger: Yes you are.
You: U need military people, and also scientists
You: U don't need useless guys like me
Stranger: You said you wanted to shoot the enemy
Stranger: I'm offering you a place in a fighter squadron
Stranger: You would be... the beta wing leader
You: Indeed, using the borgnet I would be able to have all the knowledge to pilot a fighter
You: Without problems
Stranger: That is correct
Stranger: The assignment includes ground level operations as well
You: But, seriously, if u think about it, the borgnet would permit us an impressive flexibility
You: We would just need to find people who want to join us
You: without worrying about traingn
You: training*
You: knowledge and other things
Stranger: That is correct
You: We just need them to be smart
Stranger: But, as you know, it's hard to find people we can really trust
Stranger: The enemy has corrupted many scientists already..
Stranger: For example, the crew of Cern's particle accelerator have all been compromised
You: yes, but with the borgnet we can bypass the problem, simply removing from the traitors the orders they receive
You: or deleting all the memories
Stranger: Deleting memories could work.
You: thus creating hollow bodies and mind we can use as we please
Stranger: That is right
Stranger: I believe we can do this.
You: me too
Stranger: After all, the future of humanity depends on this
You: right
You: but we need the borg's help
You: can u contact them?
Stranger: Yes, I will contact the borg
You: As a paying we can offer them the assimilation of our enemies
You: and the tecnologies they have
Stranger: You think we could provide them test subjects?
Stranger: They have been asking that for a long time..
You: human?
Stranger: Yes.
You: theoretically there is no need for that, because the vulcanian bodies are similar to ours
You: but if they need that it shouldn't be hard to find some voluntieers
Stranger: But they don't seem to be fascinated about sacrificing their own race
You: volunteers*
Stranger: They need neutral subjects, such as humans
You: Well, just ask to all the people we have at our orders if they want to receive all the knowledge of our rage
You: race*
You: probably u'll find thousands asd
Stranger: Yes, I believe it won't be a problem
Stranger: We are all set here.
Stranger: We will contact you in 24 hours
Stranger: That will be the last ship that is going to make it to the Madagascar
You: Ok
You: wainting for u'r call
You: Or emails
You: is the same
Stranger: If you miss it...well
You: I know
You: Can u come to pick me?
Stranger: Good luck, soldier
You: U too, commander
Stranger: Yes, I will.
Stranger: In 24 hours.
You: Understood
You: See ya, boss!
Stranger: Connection..........terminated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
elevul, tl,dr, e questo è un circolino sul giappone, posta chat riguardanti il giappone plz :snob:
You: how do you live that?
Stranger: live what?
You: the whole thing
Stranger: like life and stuff?
You: yeah also
Stranger: its all good
You: that's not true
Stranger: sure it is
Stranger: why wouldnt it be?
You: cancer is a good thing for you to live with?
You: what about hitler?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: yeah him too
You: yeah maybe you're right about hitler
Stranger: allthough he is called George W bush nowadays
You: he was a goo fella
Stranger: but the principle is the same
You: are you from the us?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: are you?
You: no
You: omg he comes
Stranger: who?
You: He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,
You: H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉
Stranger: right
You: Z ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ALGO
oddio tl;dr :uhoh:
fantastico, ho appena finto con uno di essere jenna jameson e abbiamo litigato perchè lui dice che la scopata del mese scorso era troppo cara e voleva uno sconto :o
poi abbiamo risolto accordandoci per commutare l'importo in eccesso con vari sex toys :sisi:
ma di che chat state parlando? :asd: