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Modern Warfare 3: Return of Paul Jackson
After 8 years of waiting in the Irradiated tomb of a Chinook. Paul Jackson Awakens randomly and wants to FUCK SHIT UP! Noticing he's still in DurkaDurkastan he Jumps all the way to Washington DC. Seeing it all in ruins Jackson just gets PISSED THE FUCK OFF. He asks what happened and by asking he punched a building onto an insurgent Russian. Once he learns about the Russian plot and the War Paul Swims through the earth and pops out at Moscow. He then has a plane Strapped to him and drops the plane on en enemy base blowing it up instantly. There he fights the entire Russian army and deflects bullets off his fucking pecks flinging them back at veryone firings and kills fucking EVERYTHING by standing there. Soon the Russians start sending tanks and helicopters after Paul. After bitch smacking all the tank rounds out of the air he rips a tanks in half smack the driver slaps it back together and magically turns it into an Abrams. He jumps on a Helicopter and humps it into submission into the ground where it explodes and Jacksonmanaged to jump off just in time to save a puppy.
This is when Makarov finnally shows up and SHIT GETS REAL. The Americans sent trops after him but Makarove glares at them and they all EXPLODE! Then he Snatches an Apache from the air and fucking EATS IT! Soon the greatest Batle between men begins. It starts on foot and continues to when they somehow end up in jets. After wasting all their ammo on eachother they fly by and eject and punch eachother square in the FACE!
Knowing That he cannot beat Paul, Makarov launches a nuke which Paul jumps on and rides into the Stratosphere then rips it in half with his BARE HANDS. He Surfs one half of the missle back to earth and right before he hits the ground he headbutts Makarove making him explode instantly into an American Flag
THE FUCKING END!
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