Non hai ancora fatto un bimbo? Ma cosa aspetti!

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ommondič

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Figlie

[Asphalto]

Dad level 9000

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[tigerwoods]

3%. quest'uomo ha perso la battaglia con la probabilitą

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bash B you faget!

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[golem101]

No, grazie. No.

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Family photos are normally posed and show a staged view of life but these images depict the other side of this that is actually more normal.

Every moment is contained chaos.
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The mornings are always the biggest struggle.
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Every kid’s moment in the spotlight is inevitably followed by the other siblings’ jealousy.
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Vomit comes when we least expect it.
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Seriously, vomit is a ninja.
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Artistic creation always comes at a cost.
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Even with age, kids will always be kids.
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Boys have a hard time handling rejection from the ladies.
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Whereas others have a more relaxed approach.
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It's tough being a mom.
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and even tougher finding time for the simple things.
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It's always the one you least expect ruining the moment.
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The more important the photo, the less likely the younger family members will cooperate.
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I mean really.
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The second-child syndrome is always alive and well.
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Good luck getting everyone in the frame at once.
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The digital age makes it tough to get the perfect Christmas moment.
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and visits home ALWAYS result in fixing Mom's computer.
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Even photo ops with the President don't go as planned.
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[Day_Dream]

piccolo *O*

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[Lurge]

per fare un bimbo ci vuole una donna... una vera... non un surrogato meheh

[Helter_Skelter]

Sapete che 8 donne su 10 quando eiettano il bimbo, cagano pure?

Quando č venuto alla luce xxxxxxxx, l'ostetrica si sarą chiesta, confusa: oddio, e ora qui chi č lo stronzo?

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per fare un bimbo ci vuole una donna... una vera... non un surrogato meheh

Vorresti farci credere che ancora non sei riuscito a padroneggiare la sporogonia?

[Lurge]

vabbč č uno sforzo immane... vai a guardare se defeca... mah...

mia cugina quando ha eiettato il primo figlio mi raccontņ che in quei frangenti... ci fu una sorta di riflesso incondizionato...
praticamente mollņ una fraggata di scoregge...