Me:
greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
what are you thinking about?
God:
About all the conversations I am having right now.
Me:
oh
God:
Ahem.
Me:
i need a little help
God:
When do you need that by?
Me:
now, if possible
God:
Why now? That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
you are evading my first question
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am evading your first question.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
may you tell me avogadro's number?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
well, you created matter, you should be versed in chemistry i guess
God:
Well that's okay. Interesting gossip: said I created matter you should be versed in chemistry he or she guess.