Marmist c'è gente che ti fa concorrenza! Difenditi!

[Miriam Leone]

I never felt quite normal - Nigel, Australia, Age 19

My troubles started when I was very young. My mother had a weird and sexual obsession with cucumbers. I found out later when I was older exactly what she was doing with the cucumbers. It was worse when I remembered that she often served us cucumber soup. From then on I never felt quite normal. I had few friends at school except for my pet donkey "spanky" who I had a close relationship with. When I was seventeen I went to a small town where I met a young man who had no mattress so I bought him one out of kindness. He took this the wrong way and raped me on it several times. I found this very upsetting and decided to tell the cops. I spoke to one and he put me in the overnight lock up claiming that I was a pedophile as the young man was only fifteen. THE DUMB FUCK GOT AWAY WITH IT!!! Three years later I met a nice woman. She had an obsession with pot belly pigs. That didn't last long as I later found out that she was screwing them on a regular basis. My life sux and I'm seriously considering committing suicide unless I meet a normal person.

[xbrrzt]

questa è più poetica

Quack, quack (2/15/00) - Lionel, England, Age 28

I have this problem that no-one takes seriously. I can't help it, it started when I was a kid. But I like going to parks and touching the ducks. But in November a park keeper caught me fiddling with one, and called the police. I had to lie and say I was rescuing it from drowning. They didn't believe me, I could tell, but they couldn't arrest me because it wasn't a crime. Anyway, some bastard told the local press, and I was in the paper. There was no picture but my name was in the same sentence as 'duck molesting.' I'm so embarrassed, I'm going to lose my job because I'm a vet. Once, someone bought a duck in that had been attacked by a dog. I asked everyone to leave the room so as not to shock it. Really I just wanted to touch it. It died not long after. Anyway, I saw a shrink and told him but he laughed. He asked me why ducks? I said because they had chubby cheeks and looked cute. Also they are slippery when wet. I like that. I like squirrels too, but I've never tried to fiddle with one. I might soon if I don't get help.

[Miriam Leone]

Sembra la trama di un film di Jonathan Glazer

[Miriam Leone]

Questo è Fulviuz, che me possino cecà se non è lui

I live in my parent's basement (1/17/00) - Mike, Pittsburgh, PA, Age 23

I am a computer programmer. I live in my parent's basement. I get up at about three in the afternoon, and roll out of bed to play video games. The only joy in my day is when my best friend comes over and tells me about packing bags at the airport. Once he told me about opening a bag marked fragile. When he did, a pit bull jumped out, and gnawed off his ear. He also has problems with his spleen, now. Now, whenever you bark at him, he pisses his pants. We used to go to the movies and have a good time, but I can't resist barking at him now. Everyone laughs at us. My only other friend picks up prostitutes. He affectionately calls them "tooties". He doesn't get the good ones, only crack whores that cost less than five dollars. I would hang out with him, but he is always in strip clubs asking girls to put their thumbs in their asses. My life is actually pretty good now that I think of it. I have to go bark at my friend now.

[MARMIST]

letto nulla, questo thread ora parla di :


hanno cercato di hakkarmi facebook, facebook ha lokkato l'akkount e ho piazzato una nuova password ultraforte. Tentativo d'accesso : Hong Kong, Windows7 (sarà la capitale)

[Miriam Leone]

letto nulla, questo thread ora parla di :


hanno cercato di hakkarmi facebook, facebook ha lokkato l'akkount e ho piazzato una nuova password ultraforte. Tentativo d'accesso : Hong Kong, Windows7 (sarà la capitale)

La gente perde tempo ad hakkarti facebook per frodarti dati sensibili quando potrebbe mettere in scacco il mondo intero diffondendo la tua foto sul sito del Pentagono

[MARMIST]

dipende, se vogliono diffondere il panico generale nel minor tempo possibile devono piazzarla su youporn

[Miriam Leone]

dipende, se vogliono diffondere il panico generale nel minor tempo possibile devono piazzarla su youporn

In quel caso più che il panico generale si rischierebbe seriamente l'ecatombe planetaria. Non che sia una prospettiva disprezzabile, intendiamoci