De rerum combriccolae [8e1/2] UozAp addicted :nevade:

[Antares]

Entra in una gioielleria vestito da prete e ruba gioielli per 500.000 euro. Quindi esce vestito da Papa. [spinoza]

[Camus]

ho appena scoperto chi apparirà nella quarta stagione di sons of anarchy.

Sono abbastanza perplesso

[Olengard]

..e te pareva che il gatto je piaceva un gioco in cui sboroneggi a destra e a sinistra e ammazzi tutto cio' che si muove divertendoti semplicemente a scegliere la maniera piu' brutale?

Aoh, m'annoia mortalmente, chettedevodì
Almeno non sono il solo

Ps: Ragna, redento, grazie

[sava73]

quando ci si annoia si è sempre soli
...e dopo questa perla: buonanotte

[Antares]

vattene a letto che è meglio

[Ragnarokker]

Ragna, redento, grazie

c'ho messo un po' per capire che volevi

mamma, pare che so diventato santo!

[Olengard]

c'ho messo un po' per capire che volevi

mamma, pare che so diventato santo!

E se poi te ne penti?

Comunque Steam è intasato e non mi fa scaricare non dico il protocollo alpha, ma neppure Jamestown

[Nevade]

buuuh buuuuh

[SLYVERR®]

c'ho giocato 20 minuti a sto fear3 e già m'ha rotto le palle. è normale ve'?

[Nevade]

So pure troppi 20 minuti

[SLYVERR®]

in 24 il più pulito c'ha la rogna, come se dice dalle parti mie

[Camus]

uondì a tutti

[GoDsMaCk]

'ngiorno gente

[Ruka-san]

e nessuno mi dice nulla??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7WgM_IWMI



devo ancora vedere all star superman e thor/loki tra l'altro

[Mus]

'rno

[Ken Shabby]

'rno

[Ken Shabby]

http://www.corriere.it/cultura/libri...2913e24f.shtml
Ora, vediamo un po' se con una notizia vecchia di più di vent'anni ne esce una nuova
Che ci fossero interi romanzi finiti, completi, che Salinger non avesse intenzione di pubblicare non è mica una novità! Quello ha lavorato dagli anni 60 in poi, roba ne ha scritta un bel po' (la figlia mi pare ne parlò in diverse occasioni), ora la domanda è: tradiranno la memoria del grande vecchio, pugnaleranno alle spalle la cara carcassa? Potranno gli eredi mai fare l'unica cosa al mondo che avrebbe fatto arrabbiare l'illustre ed amato nonno?
Certo che sì
E fanno bene

[Antares]

maledì

[GoDsMaCk]

tradiranno la memoria del grande vecchio, pugnaleranno alle spalle la cara carcassa? Potranno gli eredi mai fare l'unica cosa al mondo che avrebbe fatto arrabbiare l'illustre ed amato nonno?

è inutile pure porsi la domanda secondo me stavano aspettando solo che tirasse le cuoia

[Ragnarokker]

The tragic winners of the 2010 Darwin Awards

Eighth Place

In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.

Seventh Place

A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who “totally zoned when he ran”, accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run.



Sixth Place

While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital.



Fifth Place

Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.


Fourth Place

Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four bullets into his mouth and pull the trigger.



Third Place

After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door, a man walked into H&J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing at the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.

The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt.



HONORABLE MENTION

Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice that the window was closed.



RUNNER UP

Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in the middle of traffic. The conversation grew more excited, and at least 10 men trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that a coil of lineman’s cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham’s leg and then tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived his fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen. Bingham’s foot was never located.



AND THE WINNER IS….

Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded.

The sheer force of the elephant’s unexpected defecation knocked Mr Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that proves… ‘Shit happens’

[Nevade]

O_O

[Mus]

Che due palle dover modificare del codice scritto da gente confusionaria e senza un minimo di coerenza logica...
E mettete un cazzo di commento nel codice, per toutatis!

[Nevade]

Che due palle dover modificare del codice scritto da gente confusionaria e senza un minimo di coerenza logica...
E mettete un cazzo di commento nel codice, per toutatis!

Salve qualcuno mi cercava!?

[Jaqen]

Il terzo posto è meraviglioso

[Antares]

3 giochi gratis su GreenManGaming

http://www.greenmangaming.com/games/shooter/arma-ii/ codice:THESU-NFREE-ARMA2
http://www.greenmangaming.com/games/...-bloxx-deluxe/ codice: THESU-NFREE-BLOXX
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