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The Vampire Dimensions are called that because there are more than
one and you cannot necessarily tell it is one just by looking. This is why
we wear encounter suits even if it looks like The Sound of Music on the
other side of the gate.
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Parallel realities are really just different branches on the same
probability tree. The number of Vampire Dimensions suggests that
vampires are either very likely or they’re capable of transit through
the zorth. We’re not sure which is more frightening.
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If you encounter sucking vacuum and/or tentacles, close such gates
promptly. Note the settings and log it on the “NOPE” (No Ongoing
Physical Encounters) Board.
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Instrument calibrations from the main Tesladyne calibration laboratory
may not remain valid in locations with drastically different conditions.
No manufacturer warranty covers runaway greenhouse temperature
and pressures nor cryptid bites