ommondič
ommondič
Figlie
Dad level 9000
No, grazie. No.
Family photos are normally posed and show a staged view of life but these images depict the other side of this that is actually more normal.
Every moment is contained chaos.
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The mornings are always the biggest struggle.
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Every kid’s moment in the spotlight is inevitably followed by the other siblings’ jealousy.
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Vomit comes when we least expect it.
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Seriously, vomit is a ninja.
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Artistic creation always comes at a cost.
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Even with age, kids will always be kids.
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Boys have a hard time handling rejection from the ladies.
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Whereas others have a more relaxed approach.
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It's tough being a mom.
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and even tougher finding time for the simple things.
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It's always the one you least expect ruining the moment.
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The more important the photo, the less likely the younger family members will cooperate.
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I mean really.
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The second-child syndrome is always alive and well.
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per fare un bimbo ci vuole una donna... una vera... non un surrogato meheh
Sapete che 8 donne su 10 quando eiettano il bimbo, cagano pure?
Quando č venuto alla luce xxxxxxxx, l'ostetrica si sarą chiesta, confusa: oddio, e ora qui chi č lo stronzo?
vabbč č uno sforzo immane... vai a guardare se defeca... mah...
mia cugina quando ha eiettato il primo figlio mi raccontņ che in quei frangenti... ci fu una sorta di riflesso incondizionato...
praticamente mollņ una fraggata di scoregge...