[5] One Piece [usate gli spoiler!]

[Il_Lelle]

Sanji è stato grande

Per un attimo ho creduto alla storia di Jabura ma la sua mossa era ormai troppo prevedibile

[Cocoon]

Sanji rulla ma la gamba infuocata è troppo trash

Mi trovo a quotare la mod..che strana sensazione

Altra domanda ai saggi (quindi non a Cec ): Perché Sanji non ha usato il pantalone abbrustolito contro Blueno sul treno ?

[Yoae]

e, ma le mosse uber powa devono per forza spuntare alla fine... adesso ne mancano ancora un paio all'appello

[Stanislao]

Mi trovo a quotare la mod..che strana sensazione

Altra domanda ai saggi (quindi non a Cec ): Perché Sanji non ha usato il pantalone abbrustolito contro Blueno sul treno ?

Perchè sennò avrebbe vinto

[Dunkan]

E soprattutto non sapeva una mazza delle Rokushiki (sei tecniche)

[CeC]

Silkuccia mia in versione animata è troppo caruccia *______*

[Cocoon]

Perchè sennò avrebbe vinto

Ah ecco

[ScizLor]

Script del prossimo capitolo spoiler:

Spoiler:

Chapter 526: Adventure at the Great Prison
Color Cover

Clam Belt - The Great Prison of Impel Down
Marine: Take care!! Mistress Hancock!! (hearts flying) Farewell!!
Hancock: Shut up!!
Marine: Oh, please don't be like that... take care~~~ (hearts)
Momonga: The air is thick and heavy... this is how Hell feels like....
Luffy: ......!!!

The two (plus Luffy) goes down the stairs, and is greeted like by a.... pharaoh?
Impel Down vice-warden Hannyabal
Hannyabal: Welcome!! To MY Impel Down!!
.... Sorry, I got carried over with my ambition and said 'MY', I'm still just a vice-warden. Nice to SMASHINGLY meet you.
Momonga: I am Momonga.
Hannyabal: I've been MASHINGLY told... you're Mistress Hancock? ....MY Empress Hancock?
Oh, Oh! I'm sorry, I got carried away in my ambition again! That bastard Warden.... I mean, Warden Magellan is MASHINGLY at the Warden office in Lv4 of the prison, so please go by him MASHINGLY. Me and vice-prison guard Domino here will guide you.

Large breasted blond chick shows up

Domino: There's no time, so please come this way.... Vice Admiral, please head that way. Excuse me, but we have to body check.
The prisoner would be taken beyond this cell, stripped of all their clothes,
and is thrown into the "lukewarm water of imprisonment", which is a hundred degrees boiling water boiled on hot iron plate.
The process disinfects and sterilizes the inmate, as well as "baptises" them into a new inmate.
Of course there are those on a diffrent class among the inmates... The recently joined "Fire Fist Ace", Shichibukai Jinbei, and former Shichibukai Crocodile... These men didn't even flinch when they were baptised, and came in gracefully.

Hancock: .....

Domino: Don't worry, the guest is checked indivisually at a private room.

Hancock: .....

Domino: I would like you to take off that cape. It's the easiest thing to conceal something, so we will hang on to it here.
We're not doubting you, but to keep you from suspicious activities, we have survailance den-den-mushi placed all over the prison to keep sending the survailance monitor video of you constantly. First, the Seastone handcuffs....
Luffy: !!
Hancock: Go easy on me....

Domino and the Den-Den Mushi on the ceiling are turned into stone

Luffy: Whew!! That was close!!! I was planning to get out of here faster than they can see us
Hancock: Luffy...!! This is as far as I can take you, it seems. From here on, I can't even use my power... and without the cape, I can't hide you.
I want to be able to help you, but....
Luffy: What do you mean? Alone, I couldn't have even come this far!! You got me inside this building past all those fleet, that's enough!
Hancock: Luffy... this is a fortress to keep people from escaping...!! Whatever you do, don't stir trouble!!
If you're caught, you'll never be able to get out....!! You are strong, but... please promise me you won't go on rampage...!!
Luffy: Ok, I promise! Thanks a lot, Hancock! I'll never forget this!! I'll repay you someday for this!
Hancock: ......!!! (You called me by my name... Hancock....?)
Luffy: Hancock.... Hey Hancock!!
Hancock: I have no regrets left in my life....
Luffy: Hey, you can undo the stoning!! I'll handle the rest!!
Hancock: This is what it feels like... to be in love with each other.....

Beeping noise alerts Hannyabal
guard: Vice-warden Hannyabal!! The video coming from the inspection room has stopped, is everything ok?
Hannyabal: The room with Domino? Domino!! Anything wrong!?

Hannyabal knocks, and Domino and Hancock appears from the room

Domino: I'm sorry, did that take up some time? Bodycheck is finished.
(That's odd... I feel like I lost some memory....)

guard: The video came back, there's no issues
Hannyabal: Yeah, over here too!
Hancock: Humph....!! I'm not a prisoner here, how rude. Who do you think I am?
Hannyabal: I'm sorry for that, it's just a rule here you know...?
Hancock: Hurry up and guide me....
Hannyabal: Yes ma'm, please head over to the large lift over this way....
This lift will take us to B4, the scorching floor that Warden Magellan SMASHINGLY awaits.
It's a little hot, so please be aware. Please enjoy the soothing screams of the prisoners while we pass by Lv1 through 3.

Hancock and others gets on the lift. Hancock sees Luffy hanging from the ceiling

Hancock: (Good luck to you, Luffy!)
Luffy: Thanks! (He says it by moving his mouth silently, without voicing it)
Hancock: !!! (He said he loves me!!!)
Hancock falls unconcious
Domino: Mistress Hancock!? Are you alright!?
Hannyabal: Hey, what's with her suddenly...?

Luffy: Now.... I wonder where I should go. That lift was taking them down
Hancock told me Ace must be under the ocean.... oh yeah, that's what the Vivre card is for!

Meanwhile, and massive figure underwater is slicing up a Sea King with an axe
The massive figure returns

guard: Prison Guard Broglie is returning. He's bringing food back
Open the hatch

Broglie and his subordinate returns
Guard: Nice work

Alarm goes off

Prison Guard: I found him!! Pirate Buggy the Clown that dissapeared from Cell 4 of Lv1 have been spotted in the corridors nearby isolated cell 22!! Capture him immediately!
Buggy: ...!! Damn, they found me!! It's you that did it, isn't it you bastard!! (grabs the Den-Den Mushi)

guard: feed from Surveillance Den-Den mushi 71 has stopped!!

Inmate: Did you hear, it's Buggy!! That's what he gets for trying to run away alone!
He's gonna be tortured like hell, heheheheheh

Broglie passes by the inmates

Inmates: There he is!! Broglie!! Go get 'im!! Catch him!! hyahahahaha

Meanwhile, Luffy
Luffy: Vivre card is telling me to go down, but this is a dead end... but I did come down, didn't I?
There's a large door blocking his way

Prison guard: It's prisoner 8200. I heard he's a devil fruit user, don't forget the seastone. He wont' get away.

Many voices comes by Luffy.
Luffy gets through the door when they open the door.
Luffy: I'm in!
guards: Split to two and get him from both sides, hurry!

Impel Down underground BF1 Lv1 Crimson Floor

Luffy: (Whoa, this place is large..... I hear screams...?) Oh well, I'm just gonna go
Inmate: hey hey you there, why are you outside the cell??
Luffy: Why? Because I came in from outside. Cya
Inmate: Wait a sec, you liar
inmate: Who are you...? You're not a warden or a prison guard, why are you outside the cell!!
Luffy: Oh yeah, you guys know where Ace is?
Inmate: You mean the "Fire fist" Ace?
Luffy: Yeah, I want to save Ace!
Inmate: Hahahaha you must be joking. I heard he was brought in recently, but if he's been held it must be Lv5.
There's no way you'd get near it, impossible!! That's where they keep tons of bounty heads over 100 million berry.
Anyways, dude, can you go by the guard room and steal their keys?
Inmate: yeah, please do!
Inmate: Don't you think it's fate that brought us together in this massive world?
Luffy: What's level five?

???: GYAAAAAA!!!!

Luffy: What's that? Someone's been chased!?
Inmate: It's Broglie!!
Luffy: Broglie?
Inmate: Run away young man, he'll kill you!!
Broglie: Uhoho!!!

Broglie slices the person he was chasing in half

???: Gyaaa!!! I've been cut!! ...man this is hard to run
Luffy: Whoaaaa what the hell is up with these guys?

The body of the man sliced comes back together

Buggy: Snap!! Gyahahahahaha!! You can't cut me, fools!!
....Dohhhwaaaaaa!!?? Strawhat...!?? Why are you here!!??
Luffy: Oh, it's just Buggy.
Buggy: Alright, don't mess with me you damn fool!! You're as arrogant as always!! But I didn't know you were caught here as well
Luffy: I came in here myself, I didn't get captured!!
Buggy: No fool would come into a prison willingly!! Oh wait, don't tell me..... you heard about my capture and... you came to... save......
Yeah right idiot!! That'd be creepy!!!
Luffy: Why are you babbling off on your own!! I promised Hancock that I'm not gonna cause a ruckus here, and you bring trouble to me!
Buggy: I'm not doing this because I want to!! My plan of "Buggy's secret Great Escape" plan was ruined just now too!!
Luffy: Who cares
Buggy: What did you say!?

Luffy: Whoa, they're coming from the front too!!
Buggy: Damn it!!!!
Luffy: Do I have to run away?
Buggy: What, are you stupid? If you're caught, you'll be tortured to hell!! You don't know do you!? These guys have no sympathy at all!!
Luffy: I just have to avoid getting caught. I'm in a hurry, and come to think of it, the ruckus has already started
Buggy: That's what I hate about you and the redhair.... always optomistic, in a bad way.
....Sigh.... Alright, Alright, I'll do it. Changing the plans to Going out with a Bang!!!
Luffy: I'm in!!

End

Le due tavole finali:

Spoiler:

C'era da aspettarselo che si sarebbero alleati

[The Keka]

Pastamatic

[н¢ε]

bellissimo

[CeC]

Pastamatic

non ho capito il tuo post... che c'entra pastamatic? boh, sarò deficiente...

[Austin Punisher]

oggi kaku ha fatto un discorso delirante sul pastamatic, immagino inventato nella versione italiana

[н¢ε]

[The Keka]

In realtà è Pasta machine (mi son sbagliata io) ed era così anche in originale

[CeC]

ah, ora ricordo

[Kepper]

Siccome sono un siculo che mantiene le sue parole eccovi l'esempio pratico di come lo vedo il mass spoiler nei topic.

Questo e lo spoiler che vediamo utti i giorni

Spoiler:

Il nuovo personaggio si chiama
PIKACHU

e questo lo spoiler che mi arriva a vagonate tramite le notifiche

[*SPOILER]Il nuovo personaggio si chiama
PIKACHU[/*SPOILER]


or non so voi se siete attaccati o meno all'uso delle notifiche ,ma immaginatevi nel mio caso quando apro la posta e vedo 2000 messaggi di "Onepiece" come il secondo.
Arrivo che un poco mi scoccia e sono costretto ad abbandonare la serie normale italiana per andare a pescare quella jappo grazie a tutto questo spoiler ogni 3 messaggi.
La buona soluzione sarebbe quella di annullare le notifiche ,almeno contento l'unico scemo che le usa e contenti tutti
ebbeen cio ,per chi non losa, nonn è fattibile perche senno sarei costretto ad impostare manualmente ogni topic che seguo o stare ogni x ore a rivedere il topic di onepiece e rileggere o scrivere doppi post perche non riesci a leggere tutti i post e spesso ti annoi a vedere una pagina piena della parola SPOILER .

QUesto è una cosa che come puo esserne affetta il topic Onepiece come anche quella di Naruto o altro.
Giustamente non si capisce come mai si crea confusione solo qin questa sezione mentre nella sezione televisione un conto è dire "TOPIC SERIE X USA " ED UN ALTRO "topic serie x ITALIA"

[Cocoon]

Soluzione: Non usare le notifiche.

[Nathan Spencer]

che gran cahata le notifiche fanno soltanto male alla casella di posta...

[The Keka]

Non usare le notifiche, almeno per questo topic

[Kepper]

Ecco alla fine non avete capito il discorso e sinceramente preferisco stare a fare a modo mio come voi continuate a fare a modo vostro.
In questo modo siamo tutti piu felici e io che sono lo scemo continuo ad usare delle magiche notifiche .
Le notifiche non si possono togliere per un solo topic perche appena posto un "Ciao "me le ritrovo addosso con tutti gli abominevoli spoiler
Se devo metterle in manuale/disabilitarle ad ogni topic che partecipo ,faccio prima a stare davanti al forum 24/24.

Basta cosi che gia andiamo fuori topic del topic dato che mi sono stancato a rispiegare la cosa e vedere molti ancora a non capire

Fortunatamente sta settimana siamo stati fortunati dato che ci fanno finire senza "?"

[Gniuton]

siamo in due a usare le notifiche

Le notifiche non si possono togliere per un solo topic

a me risulta che si possa

vai in discussioni sottoscritte e seleziona questo topic

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EDIT
oppure tutti quelli che vogliono spoilerare dovrebbero postare il messaggio e poi editarlo, visto che la notifica non arriva quando viene editato.

Spoiler:

o almeno credo

io mi sono espresso, adesso fate voi

[Nathan Spencer]

veramente si può anche disabilitare per TUTTE le discussioni...

[CeC]

Importante news.

One Piece Yellow uscirà ad aprile 2009.

Quindi il 51 dovrebbe uscire a giugno (a febbraio non esce una ceppa, ho già controllato)

il 52 è uscito la settimana scorsa in jappolandia. a sto punto credo che la star opti per far uscire il 52 ad agosto, il 53 ad ottobre e il 54 a dicembre. ha deciso di allungare l'attesa per poi farlo tornare bimestrale, almeno credo

[Cocoon]

e io che sono lo scemo continuo ad usare delle magiche notifiche .

mmmmmmm si.

[Dunkan]

Importante news.

One Piece Yellow uscirà ad aprile 2009.

Quindi il 51 dovrebbe uscire a giugno (a febbraio non esce una ceppa, ho già controllato)

il 52 è uscito la settimana scorsa in jappolandia. a sto punto credo che la star opti per far uscire il 52 ad agosto, il 53 ad ottobre e il 54 a dicembre. ha deciso di allungare l'attesa per poi farlo tornare bimestrale, almeno credo