Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: I'm a men, just to be clear
Stranger: i am the government
You: lol?
Stranger: yes.
You: ok, governement
You: nice to meet
You: u
You: I'm god
Stranger: same here
You: how are u?
Stranger: well im on this top secret operation concerning alien activity in our galaxy
You: so, if u're on a top secret operation, why are u wasting time on a chat?
Stranger: this chat board is an alien hoax..
Stranger: they're tracking our behaviour
You: lol
You: Can u give me more information?
Stranger: so now you know..
You: Seem very interesting
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: we have been tracking alien activity for 30 yers now
Stranger: it seems that they come from the andromeda galaxy
Stranger: they have this hyperdrive system that allows jumps between galaxies
Stranger: but what's alarming is that they have recently shown great interest toward our blue planet
Stranger: abductions, trackins systems..
You: yes, but a travel between galaxies with a hyperdrive system takes more than 2 weeks
You: why bother?
You: Their galaxy is huge
Stranger: it used to take..
You: There is no need for them to go out of it, just to visit ours
Stranger: it seems that they have discovered new ground-breaking technology
You: wormhole drive?
Stranger: it's not ordinary wormhole either
Stranger: we call it "super-wormhole"
Stranger: it allows matter to travel through galaxies in just a few seconds
You: well, if I remember well, the normal wormhole drive takes a few seconds too
You: so I don't see so much of a difference
You: No, wait, u said matter?
Stranger: yes
You: There is something wrong, because a wormhole cannot trasport matter, only energy
You: that's why the stargate trasforms matter in energy before trasmitting
Stranger: that's why it's called super-wormhole
Stranger: but that's not relevant
Stranger: their galaxy is dying
Stranger: it's being sucked into a SUPER MASSIVE BLACK HOLE
Stranger: it corrupts time..
You:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androme..._Way_collision
You: then for them to come here seems like a suicide
You: they have to go furgher
You: further*
You: to other galaxies
You: Because ours is gonna end soon
Stranger: i believe they are avare of that..
Stranger: the thing is, that they cannot jump any further without cooling down their jump drives
Stranger: and while cooling their drives down... well... they destroy everything in their way
You: There is no sense for them to do so.
Stranger: ..that's what our intel has informed
You: Our galaxy is already doomed
Stranger: these aliens don't care about sense
You: It would be a waste of energy for them
Stranger: they enjoy the mayhem
Stranger: it's a sport to them
Stranger: chasing us like wild animals..
You: Seems funny
Stranger: we'll se about that when they torture you to death..
Stranger: but let me tell you this
Stranger: we have a solution
Stranger: since our galaxy is doomed, and we cannot answer the threat with firepower
Stranger: we have decided to blow up the sun
Stranger: we accelerate the fusion reaction that's going on there by 2000 times
Stranger: it should be enough to cause a massive fusion explosion that will destroy our solar system
Stranger: and that happens when they enter our system..
Stranger: i have a solid intel about their capital ship coming straight to our solar system
You: But this way is not funny
Stranger: why not?
You: I want to shoot them!
Stranger: well..
Stranger: i probably shouldn't be telling this but..
Stranger: our last resort..
Stranger: for the mankind to survive
Stranger: is a ship, USS Madagascar
Stranger: it takes 10 000 most important and powerful humans
Stranger: and escorts them to the pegasus galaxy
Stranger: and while doing that.. we need fighter squadrons
Stranger: are you up to the task?
You: If I'm not wrong, wasn't the USS Madagascar destroyed?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: it was a diversion
You: It was destroyed by an antiproton weapon
Stranger: Diversion my friend, diversion
You: The hull was found
You: And the board computer said that that was the Madagascar
You: Also the crew has been found
You: and taken aboard the Quirinius
Stranger: Quirinius never made it to the launch pad..
Stranger: The enemy infiltrators blew it up with positron-based weaponry
Stranger: But the Madagascar is indeed up and running..
You: so it was a cover-up? O_O
Stranger: Yes.
You: That's why they said that they destroyed the hull of the Madagascar!
Stranger: While they concentrated on Quirinius, we, in silence, launched the Madagascar from China
Stranger: It is now in the orbit of Mars..
You: Are u sure u don't have infiltrators from the chinese government?
Stranger: We can never be sure.
Stranger: It's hard to trust anyone these days....
You: Can't we ask the borgs to create a neural network inside the spaceship?
You: So that all the people in it would be connected
You: this way we would be sure not to have spies of traitors
Stranger: Maybe, but can we trust the borgs?
You: We don't need to
Stranger: Do you have an idea?
You: With the mental power of all the crew we can completely recheck the program and the hardware of the net, finding and removing backdoors and other problems
You: This way we would have a secure net
Stranger: Very clever, indeed.
Stranger: I knew I could trust you from the first second i met you.
Stranger: Would you like to join the crew of Madagascar?
You: Indeed
You: But sadly I don't think I'm good enough
Stranger: Yes you are.
You: U need military people, and also scientists
You: U don't need useless guys like me
Stranger: You said you wanted to shoot the enemy
Stranger: I'm offering you a place in a fighter squadron
Stranger: You would be... the beta wing leader
You: Indeed, using the borgnet I would be able to have all the knowledge to pilot a fighter
You: Without problems
Stranger: That is correct
Stranger: The assignment includes ground level operations as well
You: But, seriously, if u think about it, the borgnet would permit us an impressive flexibility
You: We would just need to find people who want to join us
You: without worrying about traingn
You: training*
You: knowledge and other things
Stranger: That is correct
You: We just need them to be smart
Stranger: But, as you know, it's hard to find people we can really trust
Stranger: The enemy has corrupted many scientists already..
Stranger: For example, the crew of Cern's particle accelerator have all been compromised
You: yes, but with the borgnet we can bypass the problem, simply removing from the traitors the orders they receive
You: or deleting all the memories
Stranger: Deleting memories could work.
You: thus creating hollow bodies and mind we can use as we please
Stranger: That is right
Stranger: I believe we can do this.
You: me too
Stranger: After all, the future of humanity depends on this
You: right
You: but we need the borg's help
You: can u contact them?
Stranger: Yes, I will contact the borg
You: As a paying we can offer them the assimilation of our enemies
You: and the tecnologies they have
Stranger: You think we could provide them test subjects?
Stranger: They have been asking that for a long time..
You: human?
Stranger: Yes.
You: theoretically there is no need for that, because the vulcanian bodies are similar to ours
You: but if they need that it shouldn't be hard to find some voluntieers
Stranger: But they don't seem to be fascinated about sacrificing their own race
You: volunteers*
Stranger: They need neutral subjects, such as humans
You: Well, just ask to all the people we have at our orders if they want to receive all the knowledge of our rage
You: race*
You: probably u'll find thousands asd
Stranger: Yes, I believe it won't be a problem
Stranger: We are all set here.
Stranger: We will contact you in 24 hours
Stranger: That will be the last ship that is going to make it to the Madagascar
You: Ok
You: wainting for u'r call
You: Or emails
You: is the same
Stranger: If you miss it...well
You: I know
You: Can u come to pick me?
Stranger: Good luck, soldier
You: U too, commander
Stranger: Yes, I will.
Stranger: In 24 hours.
You: Understood
You: See ya, boss!
Stranger: Connection..........terminated
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